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Haiguyz.

Mon Nov 2, 2009, 12:51 PM
  • Mood: Isolated
  • Listening to: Aerosmith
  • Eating: Rigatoni!
  • Drinking: Sweet Tea
Long time no write...yeah.
Anyway, I don't have photoshop anymore. So I'm kind of out of ways to make photomanipulations. I could redownload it. But my computer is being awfully douchey these days, so I don't think I will.

Do you guys want to see more pencil drawings?
I'll even try to use unlined paper, if you do.
Kthxbai.

i speak my mind, so i must be a bitch.

Tue Sep 22, 2009, 1:08 PM
  • Mood: Isolated
  • Listening to: Aerosmith
  • Reading: Grave Surprise - Charlaine Harris
  • Watching: Law and Order: SVU
  • Eating: Ice Cream
  • Drinking: Sweet Tea
I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I DID NOT CREATE THIS LIST.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

Added by: ~Random-Plague

I'm a GIRL who LIKES SPORTS, so I MUST be lesbian.


ADDED BY OTHER PEOPLE:
Added by ~invaderzebra

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I HANG OUT WITH USERS, so I MUST use too.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm a FAN-GIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.


Added by *QuibblerMe


I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

Added by ~ru-shin

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

Added by ~Sycon

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with computers so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY so I MUST love sports.

I'm not religious so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

Added by ~K6204

I'm a GIRL, so boys MUST be better at sports.

I'm a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be good at work.

I'm not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I'm WHITE and I LIKE TO DANCE, so I MUST be lame.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I'm POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

Added by ~WolvenViking

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

Added by: ~Gr3ySky200

I consider myself NORMAL, so I MUST be boring.



If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this.

Art Theft:

Tue Sep 15, 2009, 9:18 AM
  • Mood: Stumped
  • Listening to: Aerosmith
  • Reading: A Bone to Pick - Charlaine Harris
  • Watching: NCIS
  • Drinking: Sweet Tea
Oh how it pisses me off, and it's not even my art! I saw the news, and =arrsistable's journal about the desktopnexus website ([link]) and decided to kill some time going through to see if I could find anything. Well, I did. Three images of =arrsistable's that have already been reported, but I will notify her again just in case they are reuploads. One of =lizkay's, and I notified her with the link in a note. But, I just found one that I KNOW I've seen on here before, I just can't remember who it is by, for the life of me. Perhaps you can?

[link] That's the link. Its an amazing piece, so I have no idea why I'm unable to place it. Help the artist get it taken down? And let me know who it's by!
Another unknown: [link] help me find its owner! I've just started making a list of things, it's just easier. I'll notify everyone later.




Back to browsing, cause time (and thieves) still need to be killed.

NEW ACCOUNT:

Wed Jul 22, 2009, 8:52 PM
  • Mood: Satisfied
  • Watching: Roseanne
  • Eating: Popcorn
  • Drinking: Sweet Tea
Just for my photography. I had another account for it, but I was way unhappy with that one so I deleted it. And I figured now it was time to give it another go!

~ParadigmPhotos

Paradigm [par-uh-dahym] -noun a set of forms all of which contain a particular element, esp. the set of all inflected forms based on a single stem or theme.

I just love that word, it's one that I recently added to my vocabulary! Thanks to Karen Marie Moning and her "Fever" series, which I love very much.


So, if you will. Please have a look-see at my account and comment / fave / critique my photos. I'll really appreciate it!


I'm Dying Here:

Sat Jul 11, 2009, 8:45 PM
  • Mood: Cat Fight
  • Listening to: Battlefield - Jordin Sparks
  • Drinking: Sweet Tea
DA Related:
You guys. I'm about to go crazy here. I've been trying to make a decent ref image for Liam, the Tricorn in "Escape" ([link]) and "Pride is a Virtue" ([link]). Seems simple enough, right? Wrong! I put a lot of detail into this guys bio, so I want the image to reflect all of that. Thing is. I have no idea how to draw scars! (The fact that I only have a mouse doesn't help..) Does anyone know of any decent scar-drawing tuturials? I use Photoshop, if that helps anything. PLEASE let me know if you do, I'll love you forever. I MIGHT even consider doing something for you in return? No promises.

Not so DA Related:
Why oh WHY must drama follow me everywhere? The lyric "Drama doesn't follow me it rides on my back..." comes to mind when I think about myself. It's ridiculous. I thought that graduating high school would stop all that mess, apparently not. Time for opinions, I think?! Say you're sort of friends with this girl, but you're not best friends or close or anything. And she broke up with her boyfriend two-three months ago. Is it WRONG to start TALKING to him? Not trying to hook up with him or anything, but having a conversation. Apparently it is...Because that's what I did. And now I can't be friends with this girl anymore because she was still in "love" with him and they "JUST" broke up. Oi vey. Not to mention, the guy won't talk to me anymore either. And one of my CLOSEST friends, who STARTED this whole mess by telling her that I was chatting him up, or something, is avoiding me as well. Tell me that's not messed up, and I'll virtually slap you. Thanks.

< /endrant>

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